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if hillary clinton had said cs:go to the polls she would have flipped the gamer vote, thereby winning the election

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so in Pocket Camp, instead of any special dialogue for the Halloween event coffins, they just used the normal storage dialogue

and uuuhhh

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it is with a heavy heart that i report
Bobby Hill has become a Proud Boy.

this is canon.

his family asks that you respect their privacy as they process this (pro)pain.

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I like using Tootdon because you never really know if it’s just loading an image slow or if a grey square is the punchline of the joke.

My Tesla stock is only down 27% today, not as bad as I was expecting!

Someone remind me next time I talk about buying/supporting/getting involved in anything to do with Elon that I’m a god damn dumb fuck and should just set my money on fire instead.

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Please do not encourage anyone to follow me on Friday or any other day. If there is any justice in this world they will bury my posts underneath the Hague.

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since it seems kinda pointless to #ff people with lots of followers already, i decided to make a #ff list by going through my timeline and noting anyone i've boosted recently who is under 300 follows. thus, please follow this hip, indie list of up-and-coming next big things:

@yardgnome
@maggotboy
@dweeb
@toilet @half_rat
@kirstyyarr
@pizza_goblin
@steviemcfly
@marie
@softmetals
@eli
@rosewaters
@radicalgraffiti
@Apow
@cronjager

It’s baffling to me why Apple completely killed all the previous tricks to view the iOS App Store from a Mac in Mojave. What possible reason is there to not allow people using their computer to search or look at the App Store? I seriously don’t get it.

I feel like dying of popcorn lung due to ironic, zero-nicotine sub-ohm vaping would be about the most Eli Hodapp way to die imaginable.

Selfie, vape clouds. Show more

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Everyone asks "what's bofa" but no one asks "how's bofa" 😥

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The Let's Go Pikachu and Evee Nintendo Switch bundles are now available for preorder on Amazon. These kind of things typically go very fast, so if you're hoping to grab one of these, jump on it:

toucharcade.com/2018/09/24/the

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