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@eli Angry woman in front of me on the jet bridge smashed that 😡 button on the “How was your boarding process?” survey machine. You could almost taste the satisfaction in the air.

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I really don’t understand people mad at airports. Our boarding is delayed due to some kind of catering issue and this woman is absolutely going HAM angrily complaining to the gate agent, as if she has anything to do with this or any power in this situation.

@eli I even had sunscreen in my bag, I have no excuse other than severe brain rot.

I got super sunburnt yesterday at this outdoor esports thing I was at. I am a actual redneck today. How embarrassing.

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when .social realized that bofa wasn't blocked anymore

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*slaps roof of United States* this bad boy can fit so many Michigans in it

I feel bad unfollowing people on here but it has been so refreshing having a timeline with no one who are just constantly mad like ... everyone on Twitter.

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the fact that there isn't a matrix theme setting for every single aspect of linux is both astounding and infuriating

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Boost this toot to have the air supply of the rocket that blasts Jeff Bezos into the sun replaced with the off-gassing of jenkem bottles filled with the turds of his employees making so little money they can’t feed themselves.

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Boost this toot to add rocket fuel into the space ship that will blast Jeff Bezos into the sun.

It’s very amusing to me how redditors as a whole like to think of themselves as these top-tier intellectuals who enjoy mocking religious people, anti-vaxxers, and similar for believing ridiculous things that are easily disproven... but will up-vote the fuck out of anyone suggesting that Alexa and Google Home are recording everything you say and uploading it back to Amazon/Google so they can target advertising based on your conversations while down-voting anyone explaining how they actually work.

I live in a pretty progressive household.

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*sees that bofa is back on .social*

it seems the threat of being sent to the Shadow Realm was too much for Eugen. My work here is done.

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911 yes hi will you please like my selfie

Is there a way I can follow every account on Bofa?

I fuckin’ love Mastodon. I’ve been tooting and boosting anti-Musk and Bezos bullshit all day, if I was doing this on Twitter I’d have hundreds of my dumb ass followers giving me a hefty helping of “Well, actually” on how Elon Musk is actually good and Amazon is great for workers.

Fuck all that.

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The CEO of mastodon called me. He said, “you’re following too many accounts! You can’t follow this many!! Our servers can’t handle it!!!”

So I said, “this ain’t it, eugen. I give you, the CEO of mastodon, permission to use the forbidden backup servers.”

He gasps and I reassure him: “there are too many good accounts. We have no choice. Future generations will remember us for this.”

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