@majicDave I already bought a Miata, so,
Here's a totally non-sarcastic pro tip for anyone starting a diet in the new year: Just shut the fuck up about it. You gain nothing by announcing you're doing keto, whole 30, or whatever else, unless you just really need a peanut gallery of people telling you why diet X is bad.
I did keto for almost five years. I just told people I had a gluten allergy, which no one ever questioned. Friends of mine who announce they're doing keto on FB, comparatively, get fuckin' lambasted by the armchair crew.
@nuttgodd What about generating nude Taynes?
@nuttgodd You could almost say they cut my life into pieces.
@nuttgodd When I was in high school, me and a bunch of my friends piled into my Jeep Grand Cherokee (which got 6-8 mpg) and drove two hours to try to see Papa Roach only to get there, stand in line to get in, and realize it was a 21+ show.
@softmetals I'm doing the same with bitcoins and it's not working out very well.
@softmetals Folks are so stingy with boosts these days, it's like they don't know they're INFINITE.
I'm trying to ween myself off of using my Mac because Apple's modern laptops are so shitty and I don't know what specific thing is different about the OS UI of Mac OS vs Windows 10 but I feel like I'm just constantly losing Chrome tabs and will inadvertently have 600 different windows open, all of which have the same thing, because I just opened a new Gmail tab since I couldn't find the old one.
you might not have known this, but google - the company you use for searching, email, maps, translation, data storage, watching videos, voice assistant tech, backing up your phone, storing photos, finding images, making purchases, making your phone's operating system, advertising, providing webfonts, running website analytics, providing captcha authentication, and browsing the internet - might be tracking you
My 2018 in review on TouchArcade- https://toucharcade.com/2018/12/31/elis-2018-in-review/
@garfiald *pushes up glasses* Jagex is akkkkssschhhuulllyyy owned by the Chinese. One of those massive Chinese investment companies no one ever heard of bought them a few years ago.
@nuttgodd The Holy Ghost has finally made it to the Nutt Church.
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