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Hi, I'm Eli. I've spent the last decade managing toucharcade.com. I also do as much as I can to both help out developers and evangelize the mobile gaming industry.

I grew up in AOL chat rooms, playing Ultima Online, and on the Something Awful forums. If you know what any of that means, you likely completely understand my sense of humor.

I live with my GF in Aurora, IL. We have a black cat named Pickle and a dachshund named Steve.

Toots will be in line with these things!

I might sign up for Nintendo Online tonight on my Switch, sorry if that upsets anyone.

Undertale is actually Very Good and I’m a little disappointed in everyone who told me to play it not harassing me enough to actually start playing it instead of just having it rot in my Steam library for eternity.

lol Red Dead Online, I can’t wait to buy a horse that costs $475 real world dollars.

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they really do be like that though😅🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂

I really think the best way to get people off mastodon.social is making it common knowledge that it’s filled with all the same boomers and other dinguses along with the same mentalities that ruined Twitter.

I’ll follow anyone who isn’t on the main boomer instance.

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tired: resting heart rate
wired: resting fart rate

This electrocardiogram stuff in a watch is some top tier Star Trek shit.

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broke: mastodon.social
woke: hodapp.club

This fall sensing stuff is fuckin’ huge. My great uncle died because he fell in his garage and no one knew.

How in the heck do you invite someone to a Mastodon instance? I’m an admin on mine but cannot for the life of me find where you generate the invite.

Mastodon has one rule: Follow @Pepsi or get the FUCK OUT.

For real I wish I could figure out why people are so concerned with mastodon.social, that place is inevitably going to be bad and eventually fill up with boomers. Better to just rip off the band aid now.

It seems like Mastodon only has drama if you care about what’s happening with mastodon.social. The cool part is the fediverse is filled with loads of other instances not run by turds.

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lol at anyone not wanting to move instances because of followers.

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Guys I found an app that shows you the top 400 posts that you hovered over and almost boosted but didn't and kept scrolling and then decided no its a good toot and you went back and boosted!

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