I murdered @email@example.com and migrated to a more exclusive instance not for grandpas
playstation classic is really just foil wrapped chocolate, wake up sheeple
i got a curious cat right here for ya, fryman
i extend an internet hug to u, if u accept
Captain EO + Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang
Jaggi + Mr. Smee
im ready to go viral on mastodon:
At some point in the last few years, we have:
) Viewed you through a scrying pool and/or mirror
) Crafted a double of you from blood and willpower and used it to manipulate your moods and actions and/or
) Sunk into a dark liquid pool, then rose again to the surface but the surface was your eyes, through which we saw all you saw, thought as you thought, as intimate as breath.
Due to new legislation, now we have to ask:
Can we keep doing all that?
It's time for one of my all time favorite memes again
I've never seen stand up comedy live, and I usually fall asleep to comedy specials at night. I once told a friend this, to which they joked that if I ever saw a live show I'd just fall asleep. WELL HERE I AM STILL AWAKE
Hannibal Buress is funny, and he put a crooked-ass cop on blast, what else do you want from a stand up comedy performance
Please note that "im the hell dude" is not only a statement that the hell dude is in fact the hell dude, but an invitation to instant message the hell dude
First time at Tobin Center in San Antonio and I am mad the Steven Wilson concert got moved to the Aztec Theater, which a Chicago acquaintance said has worse sound than the Congress in Chicago, which sounds like GARBAGE
i can't stop thinking about Awolnation Guy yelling SOUP in that scratchy voice
I don't physically understand how I've played The Messenger for 16 hours and have yet to beat it
Does your coach vape? I didn't think so, WRECK EM
Former game journalist now in PR. Mobile and Switch game enthusiast. Metalhead. Fan of the Rangers, Spurs, Texas Tech, & universal healthcare (cis, he/him)
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