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I murdered @wondroushippo@mastodon.social and migrated to a more exclusive instance not for grandpas

playstation classic is really just foil wrapped chocolate, wake up sheeple

i got a curious cat right here for ya, fryman

Captain EO + Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang
VS
Jaggi + Mr. Smee

@helldude fool. you do not go "viral" on mastodon. you go "woolly". you simpleton. you absolute station wagon

We Are Updating Our Occult Privacy Policy

At some point in the last few years, we have:

) Viewed you through a scrying pool and/or mirror
) Crafted a double of you from blood and willpower and used it to manipulate your moods and actions and/or
) Sunk into a dark liquid pool, then rose again to the surface but the surface was your eyes, through which we saw all you saw, thought as you thought, as intimate as breath.

Due to new legislation, now we have to ask:
Can we keep doing all that?

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Bobson Dugnutt boost if you agree

It's time for one of my all time favorite memes again

I've never seen stand up comedy live, and I usually fall asleep to comedy specials at night. I once told a friend this, to which they joked that if I ever saw a live show I'd just fall asleep. WELL HERE I AM STILL AWAKE

Hannibal Buress is funny, and he put a crooked-ass cop on blast, what else do you want from a stand up comedy performance

Please note that "im the hell dude" is not only a statement that the hell dude is in fact the hell dude, but an invitation to instant message the hell dude

The only alignment chart you need is the photo of @helldude where he says "im the hell dude"

First time at Tobin Center in San Antonio and I am mad the Steven Wilson concert got moved to the Aztec Theater, which a Chicago acquaintance said has worse sound than the Congress in Chicago, which sounds like GARBAGE

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i can't stop thinking about Awolnation Guy yelling SOUP in that scratchy voice

I don't physically understand how I've played The Messenger for 16 hours and have yet to beat it

Does your coach vape? I didn't think so, WRECK EM

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