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I murdered @wondroushippo@mastodon.social and migrated to a more exclusive instance not for grandpas

As someone who knows little of virtualisation this is what I imagine a hypervisor is

OW WHAT THE FUCK. I FARTED AND IT GAVE ME AN ASS CRAMP

Bro is anyone gonna pick up these quarters or is it gonna have to be sea gazelle

I had to take a picture of this license plate because I knew nobody would believe me

Every day we stray further and further from the helldude's light

Selfie w/ eye contact and awkward photo with band Show more

@Gargron wait for twitter to do something especially ridiculous again, shouldn't take too long

I clicked on a toot with the CW "slime tits" and it was a couple of tits covered in slime, and it was the best "I don't know what I expected" I've had opening a CW'd toot on here

mfw he gets me the 14" stainless steel collector's sphere versus the 17" stainless steel collector's globe

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